C O N F U S I O N S A Y..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ... woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit ... man with holes in pocket feel cocky all day ... man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old ... man who fights with wife all day, get no piece at night ... he who fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs ... girl who douches with vinegar walks around with sour puss ... boy who goes to bed with sex problem, often wakes up with solution in hand ... girls should not marry basketball players -- they dribble before they shoot ... man with athletic finger make broad jump ... man who marries girl with no bust has right to feel low ... man who farts in church sits in own pew ... baby conceived in backseat of car with automatic transmission grows up to be shiftless bastard