HOW TO TELL REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS APART

Republicans usually wear hats      Democrats usually don't
Democrats buy banned books         Republicans form censorship commitees and r   
                                   read them
Democrats eat the fis they catch    Republicans hang them on the wall
Republicans study the financial
pages of the newspaper             Democrats put them on the bottom of the bird
                                   cage

On Saturday Republicans head 
for the golf course, the yacht club.
or the hunting lodge                    Democrats have spare rooms filled with   
Democrats get a haircut, wash the car       old baby furniture
or go bowling
                                            Republicans have guest rooms
Republicans hire exterminators

Democrats step on the bugs
					Republicans sleep in twin beds--some eve                                        even in separate rooms
         				That is why there are more Democrats