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     Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations,
     10-10-95.
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     #1:  Please divert your course 15 degrees  to the  North to
     avoid a collision.

     #2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to
     avoid a collision.

     #1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert
     YOUR course.
  
     #2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

     #1: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE
     WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!

     #2: This is the Pudget Sound lighthouse.  It's your call.