MONSTER CRASH to the tune of "Monster Mash" I was working in the lab, Late one night, When my eyes beheld, An eerie sight, For my computer on its pad Began to rise, And suddenly, to my surprise CHORUS The hard disk crashed It did a Monster Crash The Monster Crash It was a systems crash He had a crash It went down in a flash He had a crash He had a Monster Crash ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ DEFINITIONS: Boot Hill - Where old programmers are buried Bugs - undocumented enhancements Hang-ups - a distributed psychological state in which one is unable to leave messages on an answering machine. The DOSaNostra: HAL Capone Bugs Malone Machine Language Kelly Bill Gates - the Codefather Cnile - what happens to programmers after too much C programming CPUbris - overwhelming pride or arrogance which arises from having a very powerful computer. (see megalomania).