Subject: TOP TEN LIST - Wed 9/6/95

From: Sue Trowbridge <[email-masked]>
Date: Thu, 7 Sep 1995 00:10:08 -0400

> From New York: Home of the Whopper ... it's THE TOP TEN LIST for
  Wednesday, September 6, 1995.  And now, the first man to believe
  in me since Liz dumped me ... David Letterman!
 
> From the home office in Grand Rapids, Michigan ...
 
TOP TEN HORRIFYING SECRETS OF CAL RIPKEN
 
10. For the last year, has eaten nothing but deep-fried oriole
 
 9. Thinks he's breaking the "Lou Grant" record
 
 8. Corks his pants
 
 7. Just like Lassie, there are five Cal Ripkens.  Each one has played
    in only 426 consecutive games.
 
 6. Once planted a bloody first-baseman's glove
 
 5. According to Mrs. Ripken, not exactly an "iron man" in the bedroom
 
 4. Also has perfect attendance at the local "Hooters"
 
 3. Recently considered skipping a game to attend a John Tesh concert
 
 2. Has been spotted leaving Marge Schott's place early in the morning
 
 1. Two words: switch hitter
 
            [Music: "Fire" by the Ohio Players]

Compiled by Sue Trowbridge
 
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