Subject: TOP TEN LIST - Fri 8/18/95

From: Sue Trowbridge <[email-masked]>
Date: Sat, 19 Aug 1995 18:07:54 -0400

[Resending since this apparently didn't make it out the first time]
 
> From New York: Try our old fashioned griddle cakes ... it's THE
  TOP TEN LIST for Friday, August 18, 1995.  And now, the next
  face on Mount Rushmore ... David Letterman!
 
> From the home office in Grand Rapids, Michigan ...
 
TOP TEN THINGS LISA MARIE WILL MISS ABOUT BEING MARRIED TO
MICHAEL JACKSON
 
10. Desire she feels when she sees him clutching stuffed bunny on
    a merry-go-round
 
 9. Say what you want about the freak, but he made a mean omelette
 
 8. At picnics, his old noses made great corn-on-the-cob holders
 
 7. After a night of great sex, Michael would always tell her about it
 
 6. Sneak-previews of Liz Taylor's latest hip X-rays
 
 5. House need cleaning?  Just dunk Bubbles the chimp in a bucket of
    Lysol and let him go nuts!
 
 4. That adorable sheephish way he'd tell her he had to pay off
    another kid
 
 3. Hyperbaric chamber a great place to keep baked goods fresh
 
 2. Several of his buddies from the Elks lodge were actually quite
    nice
 
 1. He was always so polite and charming to Elvis
 
 [Music: "Theme from Casino Royale"]
 
 [Last night's music, from the Mark Fuhrman Top Ten: "Don't Call
  Me Nigger, Whitey" by Sly and the Family Stone.  Thanks to Gregg P.
  Horan and Les Harris.]

Compiled by Sue Trowbridge
 
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               LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN
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             On Monday's show, Dave welcomes
 
             ...actress SARAH JESSICA PARKER
             ...singer PATTI SCIALFA
             ...athlete JIM ABBOTT
 
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