Subject: TOP TEN LIST - Wed 8/16/95

From: Sue Trowbridge <[email-masked]>
Date: Thu, 17 Aug 1995 00:18:04 -0400

> From New York: Home of the magnificent California condor ... it's
  THE TOP TEN LIST for Wednesday, August 16, 1995.  And now, a man
  who is always looking to get in a little extra cardio work ...
  David Letterman!
 
> From the home office in Grand Rapids, Michigan ...
 
TOP TEN OTHER REASONS JUDGE ITO MIGHT STEP DOWN
 
10. Dead have asked him to replace Jerry Garcia
 
 9. Last week, found himself believing something Johnnie Cochran
    said
 
 8. Has summertime share in the Poconos with Judge Wapner
 
 7. Got one of them "eat-the-crust-first" pizza commercials
 
 6. Last night, broke into Mark Fuhrman's house and tried to O.J.
    the guy
 
 5. Tired of seeing his reflection in Chris Darden's head
 
 4. Going to be on a new Court-TV show about five real-life judges
    sharing a loft in London
 
 3. Murder weapon found in his beard
 
 2. Misses Rosa Lopez.  Loves Rosa Lopez.  Must be with Rosa Lopez.
 
 1. Bad case of bench rash

Compiled by Sue Trowbridge
 
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