Subject: TOP TEN LIST - Wed 8/9/95

From: Aaron Barnhart <[email-masked]>
Date: Wed, 9 Aug 1995 23:44:15 -0500

> From New York: We've got a swim-up bar ... it's THE TOP TEN
  LIST for Wednesday, August 9, 1995.  And now, a man who's made
  instant fans with his colorful, crowd-pleasing style ... David
  Letterman!
 
> From the home office in Grand Rapids, Michigan ...
 
TOP TEN THINGS REVEALED IN NEWT GINGRICH EXPOSE
 
10. Though his name is Newt, he's actually half salamander
 
 9. Can eat a mound of peanuts as big as his head
 
 8. Will make love to wife only after she says, "I yield to the
    Congressman from Georgia"
 
 7. Once had an actual newt lodged in his Gingrich
 
 6. Does a lot of "pounding the gavel," if you know what I mean
 
 5. For two years, hosted Donahue show
 
 4. Dresses up like Unabomber, sneaks up on congressional aides and
    pops paper bags
 
 3. His mom now has Connie Chung doing yardwork
 
 2. Recently lost "World's Goofiest Name" title to Dick Assman
 
 1. Four words: Newtie And the Blowfish
 
Compiled for the vacationing Sue Trowbridge by Aaron Barnhart
 
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