Subject: TOP TEN LIST - Fri 9/8/95

From: Sue Trowbridge <[email-masked]>
Date: Sat, 9 Sep 1995 00:07:23 -0400

> From New York: Where everyone's got the hiccups ... it's THE TOP TEN
  LIST for Friday, September 8, 1995.  And now, a man who forces me to
  work 5 days a week, 15 seconds a day ... David Letterman!
 
> From the home office in Grand Rapids, Michigan ...
 
TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE PACKWOOD DIARIES
 
10. Often writes letters to "Penthouse" signed "Packing Wood in
    Washington"
 
 9. Had a brief sexual encounter with the Liberty Bell
 
 8. Those creepy Calvin Klein commercials?  Packwood's idea
 
 7. Admits to having a schoolgirl crush on Phil Gramm
 
 6. Woke up naked one morning in the lap of the Abraham Lincoln
    statue
 
 5. Once broke into Frank Perdue warehouse and spent entire weekend
    groping chicken parts
 
 4. Has recurring dream where he gets to second base with Betsy Ross
 
 3. Once cold-cocked by Janet Reno
 
 2. Refers to his tongue as "the ethics probe"
 
 1. Has had more sex on his desk than Newt Gingrich
 
          [Music: "Dirty Laundry" by Don Henley]

Compiled by Sue Trowbridge
 
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