Subject: TOP TEN LIST - Wed 8/23/95

From: Sue Trowbridge <[email-masked]>
Date: Thu, 24 Aug 1995 00:04:03 -0400

> From New York: Are you gonna finish that beer, officer? ... it's
  THE TOP TEN LIST for Wednesday, August 23, 1995.  And now, a man
  who will chart your horoscope for 19.99 ... David Letterman!
 
> From the home office in Sioux City, Iowa ...
 
TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW BASEBALL RULES
 
[Originally broadcast 6/9/95]
 
10. Clothing optional in dugouts
 
 9. Infield chatter must be in the form of a question
 
 8. Knock out beer vendor with ball and you automatically win
    the game
 
 7. Extra outs for every person on your team named "Mookie",
    "Scooter" or "Pee Wee"
 
 6. Games will not start until the players' drugs have kicked in
 
 5. No more keeping your eye on the ball
 
 4. Goodbye Gatorade, hello Riunite!
 
 3. If catcher snags your pop foul, he gets to make out with your
    wife in the stands for awhile
 
 2. No team roster may include more than two dismissed Simpson
    jurors
 
 1. Reach a base.  Do a shot.
 
        [Music: "Glory Days" by Bruce Springsteen]

Compiled by Sue Trowbridge
 
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