Subject: TOP TEN LIST - Thu 8/10/95

From: Sue Trowbridge <[email-masked]>
Date: Fri, 11 Aug 1995 00:42:01 -0400

> From New York: The fabled lost city of gold ... it's THE TOP TEN
  LIST for Thursday, August 10, 1995.  And now, the man who paid
  me to say this ... David Letterman!
 
> From the home office in Grand Rapids, Michigan ...
 
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE IN AN UNSAFE AIRPORT
 
10. Hijackers are allowed to pre-board
 
 9. Mary Jo Buttafuoco walks through metal detector without her
    bullet setting it off
 
 8. Machines sell insurance just for your time in the airport
 
 7. White zone for unloading, red zone for reloading
 
 6. You-know-who is there filming a Hertz commercial
 
 5. As you board plane, gate attendant says "You poor son-of-a-
    bitch"
 
 4. Runways have passing lanes
 
 3. You have to go through a metal detector just to enter the
    gift shop
 
 2. There are more shots being fired there than at the White House
 
 1. Electronic scanning equipment made by Westinghouse
 
       [Music: "Running On Empty" by Jackson Browne]

Compiled by Sue Trowbridge
 
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               LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN
               11:35 p.m. ET/PT (10:35 CT/MT)
               on the CBS Television Network
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             On Friday's show, Dave welcomes
 
             ...actor PATRICK STEWART
             ...athlete MONICA SELES

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