Subject: TOP TEN LIST - Tue 8/8/95

From: Aaron Barnhart <[email-masked]>
Date: Tue, 8 Aug 1995 23:40:27 -0500

> From New York: convenient to schools and shopping ... It's
  THE TOP TEN LIST for Tuesday, August 8, 1995.  And now, a
  man who can't shake his playboy millionaire reputation ...
  David Letterman!
 
> From the home office in Grand Rapids, Michigan ...
 
TOP TEN ITEMS ON THE WESTINGHOUSE "TO DO" LIST
 
10. Learn difference between network and a hole in the ground
 
 9. Review pay package of TV host David Letterman
 
 8. Rehire Connie Chung to sell toasters door-to-door
 
 7. Lead story on every CBS newscast: Westinghouse appliances still
    dependable and affordably priced!
 
 6. Six words: "Dr. Quinn, Totally Nude Medicine Woman"
 
 5. Find out who the hell this "Johnny Carwash" is
 
 4. Have Anna-Nicole Smith keep marrying rival network executives
    until they're all dead
 
 3. See if Westinghouse engineers can fix Fran Drescher's voice
 
 2. Assemble all employees for a huge party followed by massive
    layoffs
 
 1. "The Late Show with Dick Assman"
 
Compiled for the vacationing Sue Trowbridge by Aaron Barnhart
 
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               LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN
               11:35 p.m. ET/PT (10:35 CT/MT)
               on the CBS Television Network
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             On Wednesday's show, Dave welcomes
 
             ... broadcaster DAN RATHER
             ... actor CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
             ... musician ZIGGY MARLEY
 
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