Subject: TOP TEN LIST - Fri 8/11/95

From: Sue Trowbridge <[email-masked]>
Date: Sat, 12 Aug 1995 00:27:18 -0400

> From New York: Soon to be a CBS prime time series ... it's THE
  TOP TEN LIST for Friday, August 11, 1995.  And now, your
  authorized Westinghouse dealer ... David Letterman!
 
> From the home office in Grand Rapids, Michigan ...
 
TOP TEN OTHER WAYS TO FORFEIT A BASEBALL GAME
 
10. Have stadium announcer start "outing" players
 
 9. From blimp high above field, drop Babe Ruth onto pitcher's
    mound
 
 8. Players' blood-alcohol level higher than their on-base
    percentage
 
 7. Catcher fails to pass local emission standards
 
 6. Fans get to third base with players' wives, if you know
    what I mean
 
 5. Being caught wearing the still experimental "Wondercup"
 
 4. Have Dick Assman do all the pitching [video clip of Assman
    pitching]
 
 3. New ball girl?  Divine Brown
 
 2. Ask announcer to introduce you as "the Unabatter"
 
 1. Three words: bloody glove day
 
        [Music: "Got to Give It Up" by Marvin Gaye]
 
        [Last night's music was actually "Jet" by Paul McCartney.
         Thanks to many alert readers who pointed this out. I
         blame the mistake on "jet" lag from my vacation!]
 
Compiled by Sue Trowbridge
 
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               LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN
               11:35 p.m. ET/PT (10:35 CT/MT)
               on the CBS Television Network
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             On Monday's show, Dave welcomes
 
             ...actor SCOTT BAKULA
             ...singer WILLIE NELSON

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