Subject: TOP TEN LIST - Wed 8/17/95

From: Sue Trowbridge <[email-masked]>
Date: Fri, 18 Aug 1995 00:18:38 -0400

> From New York: Ask for your complimentary cocktail ... it's THE
  TOP TEN LIST for Thursday, August 17, 1995.  And now, David
  Letterman!
 
> From the home office in Grand Rapids, Michigan ...
 
TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE MARK FUHRMAN TAPES
 
10. Refers to Norwegians as "herring-gorged tundra monkeys"
 
 9. Brags about planting overdue library books at O.J.'s house
 
 8. Admits to crying at that talking pig movie
 
 7. When you play tapes backwards, you hear theme song to
    "Friends"
 
 6. Judge Ito's nickname around courthouse locker room: "Sir
    Lance-A-Little"
 
 5. Performs beautiful medley of love duets with Marge Schott
 
 4. Accuses O.J. of killing Anna Nicole Smith's husband
 
 3. Claims he stopped Michael Jackson for speeding, but let him
    go when he saw it wasn't a black guy
 
 2. Once had a brief sexual encounter with his nightstick
 
 1. Can't spell O.J.

Compiled by Sue Trowbridge
 
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